Perennials, annuals, and bulbs are all gardening terms. Only the hardened gardener knows exactly what these terms mean. I know what they mean, and trust me if I explained it to you, you’d get very bored very quickly. Whenever I got to a garden shop these guys always come up to me trying to explain everything, “Perennial this, annual that, leaves, frost, maturity…” It’s all just jargon!! All I respond with is “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” followed by a crack about their weight. Seriously, don’t worry about it if you don’t know what these terms mean, just do what I do whenever the “gardening expert” attempts to show his/her superiority. I cannot stress this enough.

I frequently get bored gardening. If you’re bored and need something to do in the garden, get a deck chair have a sit and drink some booze. Ok, this isn’t necessarily gardening, so if you really want to do something then cut the tops off all the dead beans plants. This may help them grow again. Worth a try.

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