In someplace, at some time you can absolutely guarantee, that on this very day in history:
Benny was drunk. Gary shed a tear. Benny has eaten a bean. Arty has trapped a possum. The word “bingo!” has been shouted at Miri by some crazy old biddy. Gary’s been woken viciously by the night terrors. Miri acquired stolen goods. Arty has attempted to relate to someone on their level.